James was tricked into buying a virtually pathetic Magikarp. No, seriously, it was pathetic. It was so weak it seemed incapable of swimming and would just flail around. Learning that it wasn't even good for eating was the last straw for James, who literally gave it the boot when he disowned it. Unfortunately, it was at that moment that Magikarp evolved into Gyarados and tried to attack James for being kicked in the face and called stupid when it was Magikarp. This orange-red fish also scores low because if there is any Pokemon James hates, it's this overgrown catfish.